Well folks, I don’t know how to break this to you, but you’re reading the blog of a common criminal. Welcome to Denver, a sunny city of granola and bicycles where all seems right with the world. In fact, they want so badly to keep cops off the streets that they have cameras doing their work for them. So when you get one of these fun little notices in the mail for doing 11 mph over the speed limit (down a one-way street with virtually no other traffic around) you can say to yourself, “Well at least I didn’t have to take the time to get pulled over and be late to meet my friends from some quality microbrew.